Jaked

1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage

1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.

by Jakage February 25, 2005

jake

the rawest nigga god ever made

that guy is such a jake

by swagjake April 17, 2015

jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy

You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo

by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019

Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jake

A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonald’s, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer

Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT

by Yew_know November 26, 2019