ivan

my son. ivan. ivan alien stage. me. ME. IVAN IS ME

"ivan is alive"

by kanacure May 4, 2025

ivan

a beautiful man that everyone loves and deserves the world

person 1: wow that guy ivan is so beautiful

danny: go away hes mine

by dannylovesivan May 14, 2025

IVAN

A super un athletic person it pisses you off

Harrison is such an IVAN for sitting out on practice

by Brojoecopp June 2, 2025

Ivan

HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.

You know ivan?
no I dont want to he is gay

by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024

Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024

Ivan

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet.
Once you meet him never let him go.

I can’t believe IVAN is mine I will marry him one day ❤️

by - Goofball <3 February 16, 2024

Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.

The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.

by Go ea g do c Co checks bbl plu February 20, 2024