The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

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HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.

You know ivan?
no I dont want to he is gay

by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024

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Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024

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Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021

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