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HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.
Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room
by Helperofheight April 15, 2022
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Ante Height

Yo is that a minion? No its just Ante Height
by 12frgdsg February 4, 2021
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Heights House

The most lively spot Upper Manhattan has to offer. The residents themselves don't even know half the people wandering in searching for some company that has been stripped away thanks to the Chinavirus. Hundreds of college kids come and go, but only a select few can break into the inner circle. They accept applications every pandemic, but it's more competitive than NYU Medical School.
Hey Billy, I applied to be a part of the Heights House, but they blindsided me with a difficulty level 1000 Boss Mode question, "name every person who lives full time in the Heights House." How the hell would I know? I've seen at least 69 people in the past 30 minutes searching for free booze.
by oatmealsizzle February 7, 2021
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Ride Height

A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height
Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...
by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024
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ride height

The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...
Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher
by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024
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Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.
Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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CITRUS HEIGHTS CINNABON

When you use the cinnamon whipped butter you get from Cinnabon in the mall as lube for anal sex. Then you pull it out and he gets a blowjob
Randy and Sally took their sex lives to a whole new level when he suggested they try Citrus Heights Cinnabon in the bedroom
by Lydia916 July 11, 2025
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