$CUM

A fake stock name used on Reddit (especially r/GME) to parody the efforts of hedge funds, which have been attempting to divert attention away from $GME by hyping up other random stocks.

"GME is cool, but I'm loading up on $CUM now" -Reddit user

"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user

by Ajfndjcoakqmdkf March 4, 2021

cum

very tasty and nutritious

bruh I had a great breakfast full of cum

by Fatneek69 March 18, 2021

cum

white shit that can come out of men and women that you eat like cheese balls
nigga

oh mom i cummed in you or OH IM COMMING STEPBRO

by dadasdasdadsadadasdads May 20, 2021

cum

the tasty white stuff that comes out of your pp.

"Damn Daniel your cum tastes nice."
"Thanks bby g. Good you like it."

by Expired Strawberry Yogurt April 20, 2021

cum

not sure but your mom seems to enjoy it

Look, we both knew this was gonna happen at some point. Your mom was gonna be the tip of my cum joke at some point and you fell for it, now quit looking up all your fetishes that no one knows about and get back to focusing on your senior thesis.

by some_corvette March 22, 2022

cum

White stuff

James charles used cum makeup

by chuudotcom February 5, 2022

cum

a chemical substance out of a small or 100 inch cock

jack: I wanna cum!
mrs Jackson: oh yeah daddy jack
Joe: porn alert

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022