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The 3rd child

The child that gets all of the attention from their parents, can ask for anything they’ll get it. The only child that gets treated like a queen or a king and has more privileges than their siblings. The child that will get more expensive gifts and goods and gets spoiled by their parents. The favorite child.
Rebecca: Omg your sister Nimrah has to be the 3rd child. She has fashionable clothes and she even has her mom’s credit card.
Rabia: Ugh she get’s more attention than me and we share the same parents, she got an iphone 12 on her 8th grade graduation 6 years ago and I only got an outdated samsung for my 16th birthday! How unfair is that?
Rebecca: Damn, she definitely has the goods. Must be 3rd child privileges.
by Yes we get the gifts sir March 14, 2021
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Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
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Satan child

IcyXD.
“Icyxd is a satan child
by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023
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Mike Childs

Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.
Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.
by Home_Pope May 14, 2014
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hello child

Just being a creep in general
by I'm Joking January 25, 2017
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Bastard child

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.
Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs
by Niggly4637 January 6, 2014
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child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.
Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.
by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007
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