Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Bitch with a capital C

This is a roundabout way to call someone a cunt without using the actual word

1) She's a "bitch with a capital C" for leaving him in a lurch. 2) Did you see how rude she was to that cashier? What a "bitch with a capital C."

by AZRPh December 28, 2023

Bearish Capital

Profit heaven

Bearish Capital made me a crypto millionaire.
Bearish Capital, lmao we are retarded asf.
Bearish Capital, we are the drugs.

Bearish Capital paid off my dildo!

by grom grom January 5, 2024

romantic capital

Capital accrued from generating romantic feelings from a romantic interest.

When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.

I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.

by Batman Kienyeji February 1, 2024

DCG Capital

DCG Capital is a global investor capitalizing on and investing in both emerging and developing markets across 6 continents. DCG Capital was founded in 2015.

John told me about how his investments in DCG Capital made him financially independent.

by Thepedia February 4, 2024

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL

A board game that is played with a dice.
THE NAME OF THE GAME PIECES
BJ SANG ROSE'S CRIME BOSS g.cap 😎. player 2 starts off with g.cap and the if he or she lose then he or she will have to play with the crime boss. Player 1 can choose BJ sang and rose's but if all 3 lose game over and Player 2 wins samething with player 1 if player 1 beat g.cap and the crime boss then player 1 wins. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 10, 2022

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

Red stone RELBJALOODS 🔴 AND BLUE UNITY RELBJALUDS 💙 DOUBJrags as in dragons 🐉 🐲. Player 1 will have to play with BJ sang and rose's if player 1 jumps all the red and blue and green army men then he will have to jump the crime boss after all the army men is out player 1 will have 10 credits just to win the whole game player 2 will have the army men and the crime boss player 1 will have BJ sang and rose's and the 10 credits to master the game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022