Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

blaDE

A self proclaimed generic pleb, who thinks he is a pandit at getting back at people. In reality, he is just a basic dood who is most famous for his excellence at, well nothing really. He is found lurking in pepegas discord channel, posting shit comments and giggles to himself thinking he is owning everyone.

Random guy 1: what's your biggest fear in life?
Random guy 2: that I might end up as blaDE

by cuntmungdar November 4, 2020

Razor Blade

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.

Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts

by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020

The Red Blade

a banana

The Red Blade: ur mum
Jack: ur banana

by Ranchodas January 8, 2021

Blade

Our lovely, dapper, stinky friend UvU Honestly, Blade is such a cool, funny, smegg-c guy. Also, I'm currently having milk and cookies.

James: "Awe man, Blade wants pie."
Ashe: "Let's bake Blade a pie then!"
Blade" "The fitness gram pacer test-"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz January 21, 2021

Rosie/Blade

Envy's (Famous Extortionist) Daughter. Just a mini Envy.

"Oh shit it's Envy's kid, Rosie/Blade. Watch out she can be as worse as Envy."

by rexsor January 24, 2021

Lords Blade Ciaran

Oh, that elegant knight of Lord Gywn and the only knight out the four knights that was a woman. She just wants you to give her Artorias’s soul just so she can give him his dearest respects. But wait, it’s confirmed in her last dialogue that she has the feels for the man of steel. Even Gough knows of this and possibly she didn’t get her chance with him. Such a sad moment for the poor woman, but holy hell doesn’t she pack a punch at close range when she is angry at you.

“My.... dear... Artorias....”-Lords Blade Ciaran

by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021