BJ

Bad Job.

"Man, I done did a bj today, I was 'posed to polish off that table with the 100 grit sandpaper, right, and I went with the 69 instead, my boss won't like that shit one bit, cuh, I'm finished."

by AmXtra June 23, 2024

Bj

Blow job

I need a bj blow job!

by anonymous July 6, 2024

BJ 20july

International blowjob day. Your wife/girlfriend has to give you head at every opportunity all day, even in the car.

Hey babe did you know its BJ 20july today?

Really? Take off your pants let me give you head

by Bslapajdbsmala July 19, 2024

Brylan Jennings / BJ

a handsome/sexy young man , has a big dick , fine ass smile ,great hygiene

bj you might know who this is 🤪

having BBC is a great thing bc this boy has this his name is brylan jennings / bj

by Ellie bolduc August 2, 2024

Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.

Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

BJ

Belief in Jesus

She gave me a BJ that I will reflect on for the rest of my days.

I was confused when the priest told me to give him a BJ. He’s the one who should be giving me a BJ!

by takemetojurch April 26, 2024

BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.

Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.

by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024