isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022

Theory of Constructed Absolutism

The insight that claims of absolute, unchanging truth (divine command, totalitarian ideology, scientific certainty) are not the antithesis of construction, but its most aggressive form. Absolutism is built by rigorously eliminating contradictions, declaring its foundations sacred or beyond question, and constructing entire social systems—laws, education, punishments—to reinforce the illusion that its truth is eternal, natural, and not a human-made edifice. It's construction that denies its own constructed nature.

Example: "The dictator's cult wasn't just belief; it was the Theory of Constructed Absolutism in action. His every word became 'The Eternal Truth.' History was rewritten, art was purged, and critics vanished to construct a reality where his rule was as absolute and unquestionable as gravity. The 'absoluteness' was a terrifyingly elaborate social production, maintained by fear and spectacle, not a fact of the universe."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy

The philosophical or political stance that true, meaningful autonomy is an illusion. All actions, decisions, and thoughts are ultimately determined by prior causes—biological, psychological, social, or environmental—leaving no room for a "self" that exists outside these causal chains to make a truly free choice. It's not just limited freedom; it's the argument that freedom, as commonly understood, doesn't exist. You are a billiard ball in a cosmic game, believing you're choosing your path while physics does all the work.

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy Example: A dictator who believes themselves a god-like, independent actor is, under Absolute Disautonomy, just as determined as their lowest subject. Their paranoia, their ambition, their decisions are the inevitable output of their genetics, childhood trauma, the geopolitical pressures of their region, and historical precedent. Their belief in their own free will is just another programmed response in the system.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization

A civilization whose domain and nature are coterminous with the mathematical and metaphysical concept of Absolute Infinity (often symbolized by Ω). This transcends any notion of size, scale, or even transfinite numbers. It encompasses all conceivable and inconceivable possibilities, not as a set of things, but as the very quality of "encompassing" itself. It is not "bigger than" other infinities; it is the framework that makes the concept of "infinity" meaningful. It is the ultimate container, and also the contained.

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization Example: In set theory, the set of all sets is a paradoxical concept. A Type Absolute Infinity civilization is that paradox, resolved. It is both the Library of Babel containing every possible book and the reader who has read them all and the meaning derived from them, all at the "same time," where "time" is just another book on a shelf within itself.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Nigh Absolute Creator Civilization

A civilization on the precipice of true Ex Nihilo creation, capable of generating not just new universes with new laws, but entirely new frameworks for laws—new logics, new mathematics, new dimensions of qualia. However, it is still "Nigh" Absolute because its creations, while utterly novel and independent, still bear the subtle, inescapable signature of its own primordial consciousness as their source. It is like a painter who can invent new colors never before seen, but the paint still comes from their own palette.

Kardashev Type Nigh Absolute Creator Civilization Example: A Type Nigh Absolute Creator could design a universe where emotions have tangible mass and gravity, and love literally forms attractor planets. Yet, a hyper-intelligent being within that universe might, after eons of study, detect the faintest aesthetic preference for symmetrical forms in the cosmic background—a ghost of the creator's own mind. It can create independent realities, but not yet erase its own fingerprints from the act of creation.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Absolute Creator Civilization

The civilization that achieves perfect, Ex Nihilo creation. It can bring into being entirely new, fully-realized existences that have zero causal, logical, or ontological dependency on the creator or its native reality. These creations are truly "other," with no traceable lineage back to their source. The Absolute Creator can then choose to forget it created them, making them absolutely independent. This is the power to spawn entirely new, closed loops of reality that owe it nothing and are free to evolve in completely unforeseeable ways.

Kardashev Type Absolute Creator Civilization Example: A Type Absolute Creator doesn't just write a story; it becomes the reason a blank page suddenly exists, along with the concept of "page" and "story," and then ceases to be the author, allowing the story to write itself with rules it invents from scratch. The creator's original universe and its new creation become two mutually unknowable, absolute mysteries to each other.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026