March 13th

National tell someone that you like them day, wether you like them platonically or romantically.

-Hey, I like you.
-Where is this coming from?
-Today is march 13th, i have to tell someone I like them.

by pussyeater536 March 13, 2024

March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.

"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.

by freediooo March 13, 2024

june 13th

post the hottest people in your life right now

“He just posted me!”

“Must think your hot because it’s June 13th”

by Prestonplaysweirdoexhusband June 13, 2022

June 13th

June 13th is national "yes" day. Meaning children can ask their parents for anything, and they have to say yes.

Kid: its June 13th, yes day!!
Mom: Thats right! so what do you want?
Kid: icecream for breakfast!
Mom: Of course!!

by elymonia June 13, 2022

March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022