rock three

If you don’t know what full send means, send this to your friend and be like “rock three, mate”

“full send”
“rock three”

by gaossianelimination December 28, 2022

nasty ass rock

crack

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2023

Kick rocks

A very unfortunate phrase that should not be used, unless you’re a homeless disgusting, lying poser, who steals people souls..

The dirty lying, Rat kid couldn’t handle the truth so he had to kick rocks..

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

Burgundian rock fucker

A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.

"Have you met Pierre? He's a genuine Burgundian rock fucker."

by The Burgundian rock fucker January 5, 2023

Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023

rock climbing

rock climbing is a sport about whipping pop rocks at people and seeing how much damage you can do.

hey man i heard you were in the hospital was it from that rock climbing habbit you have?

by anonymous January 9, 2023

Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.

Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!

by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023