Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

ok thats any quitting job >:(

this word means people wants to quit job of something

uhh. ok thats any quitting job >:(
well oke doke ;)

by relaxedkaomoji March 10, 2022

Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.

Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.

by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022

rim job ricky

a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!

oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.

by ilikedigbick March 14, 2022

Biggs Job

To please the female body in any type of sexual way that lisa wants.

You need to do biggs job!

by BrittBratt35 March 18, 2022

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it

when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

bubba job

When one engages in oral sex with a dead fish on a fishing boat while a friend or acquaintance watches.

“That’s a hell of a bubba job you got going there Steve.”

by Mcsquee14 September 7, 2021