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toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.
Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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Got God (Him)?

Do you Got God?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?
by Oweethea April 19, 2021
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god damm it aaaahhhh

god damm it aaaahhhh
by trex dog cat April 20, 2021
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BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD

A sentence spammed in the chat of the live event "The Josh Swain Battle".
Person 1: "What do you think will happen at the Josh Swain battle?"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021
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Blood for the Josh god

The comments during the legendary Josh battle in which multiple people named Josh prepared for 1 year to have a fight with pool noodles for weapons. The objective of the fight is to see who can keep the name Josh, in a joking manner. Slight variations, such as "Blood for the Josh blood" are also used.
Live chat:
Person 1: JOSH FIGHT
Person 2: YUH JOSH FIGHT
Person 3: BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD
by bruh-momentum April 24, 2021
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God Of War

The reason I unknowingly learned greek mythology.
God Of War is the best PS2 game. It has aged pretty well for such an awesome DVD console.
by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021
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God

God is the most divine being in the universe, we are all his children and we must love him, for he loves us. Please, spread the word, it’s not too late yet.
Friend 1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Friend 2: Yes.
Friend 1: Good, we must spread the news.
by UrbanDictatorOrSMTH April 28, 2021
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