Cat Turtle

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.

Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!

by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016

turtle's breath

The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it...

pffff-RrRrRrP!
"Hmm. That smells like turtle's breath. Excuse me for a moment."

by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006

turtle dropper

A girl (who is usually hot) that is used for "luck" in a real turtle racing event. Each contestant begins by having an attractive girl bend over and very slowly place (or "drop") a real living turtle inside the center of the racing circle which is the starting point of the race. There are many ridiculous rules such as "no bent knees" and "no pointing at the turtles" which is really just a device to get the girl to bend over for the crowd as much as possible. Usually the hotter the girl, the longer it will take for her to drop the turtle because the referee will find fault. Eventually, they offer helpful advice such as "spread your legs" so her knees won't bend while bending over.

"I asked this hottie to be my turtle dropper."

by Ric Winkler March 10, 2008

turtle jiz

a code name for beer, usually bud light.

hey nick, get the turtle jiz out of the room before your mom sees it.

by josh the shit August 18, 2008

albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.

"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."

by zeiek June 27, 2005

Turtle Burp

Slang for farting, breaking wind, and etc

I got a turtlehead and it just burped.

Walking into someone's office letting one rip then yelling turtle burp as you walk away!!!

by Jamie Bailey February 22, 2008

Turtle story

a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.

Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.

by CLynn February 11, 2009