hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

Bowlo-tie

When you put a bowl on a plate that has food in it and you want to announce to everyone else so they don’t knock it over

“Bowlo-tie”,
“Bowli-tie”

by Pdorrance May 10, 2018

Wool tie

After you blow a nice load all over a girl tits and cover it with ass pubes

We went camping one weekend and my girl friend was cold so I gave her a wool tie

by Wool tie March 11, 2018

Caucus tie

A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.

Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.

by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016

Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

by nosebridge August 5, 2016

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

by countyculchie August 3, 2016

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016