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help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.
I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!
by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016
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Man help

Thisb when you need help with thing that require physical strength like taking a lid off a jar for example.
I need man help. I can't get this television out of my car.
by MarianneM January 2, 2017
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self-help paradox

The age-old conundrum of "people who seek self-improvement vs. people who need self-improvement" --- generally speaking, the people who are conscientious and unashamedly self-examining enough to actively seek ways to improve themselves do not really need to self-improve very much, whereas the people who truly do need to improve themselves will not admit that they even HAVE a self-inadequacy problem, and so they arrogantly/impatiently refuse to seek or accept help in improving their character or behavior (think, the infamous "getters gettin' got" conversation between Madea and Dr. Phil).
Client, to counsellor, at the outset of their weekly meeting: Breaker one-five for reality check --- come on back?
Counsellor, playing along: Yeah, go ahead, Breaker --- reading you wall-to-wall and treetop-tall.
Client: Thanks --- that's a big ten-four, good buddy. Well, I'm in the process of trying to improve myself, and so I thought I'd send a random shout-out over the waves to check my progress. I've been trying to be more sociable and patient and helpful to everyone, visualize things more from their perspective, and so on.
Counsellor: Well, eights and other good numbers to you on THAT one, good buddy --- that's certainly a positive start. Have you tried self-help books?
Client: Oh, a great BIG ten-four THERE, good buddy --- I've read at least a half-dozen of 'em cover-to-cover, and loved every page; the problem, though, is that I never seem to find any new ideas --- most everything in there is stuff I already know about and am actively practicing, so the books just reassuringly confirm the nature and wisdom of my efforts, not provide fresh perspectives for further improvement.
Counsellor: Ah... well, ten-four, good buddy --- I totally "get you" there... the old "self-help paradox", eh?? The only people who'll read those books are ones who don't need 'em!
by QuacksO February 3, 2017
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Second Helping

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.
by Resolutes November 1, 2019
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no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help
help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement
by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020
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help

U NEED FUCKING HELP
by __TURE__GOD November 19, 2020
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Help

Just like pintobean2003 I have been stuck in urban dictionary for the past 7 months! Please someone send help! I’ve seen too many things here!
AHHHHHHH! I NEED HELP! URBAN DICTIONARY HAS TAKEN IVER MY MIND!
by Babalishka November 25, 2020
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