Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 June 25, 2016

dinky strap

An off-road strap with no structural integrity. Commonly broken on the first attempt while attempting to recover a stuck vehicle..

Guy in stuck truck - hey can you pull me out, I have a strap.

Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope

by SSHandler June 1, 2016

Hooch Strap

When a ladies pubic hair makes a strap connecting her anus to her vagina.

I was hitting it from the front and saw a trail so I flipped her around to so where it goes. Girl had a damn Hooch Strap.

by shelooklikarbys March 29, 2020

strap on

dicks but for girls

whoa that’s a long strap on

by urfuckingmum April 16, 2020

Strap

Rifle/machine gun that has a carry strap.

As in 'Gran Torino' where the gang member says "...let's get out of here... we've got the strap."

by Simon7 June 11, 2020

whoop strap

A whoop strap is a stick with a feather taped to it to "work out". The stick is usually placed in the Male's rectum making him say "whoop there it is"

Peter grabbed a whoop strap and I said no.

by Snack-Nack-nacky-nack July 1, 2020

Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda

He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.

by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020