Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man

Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*

by Sir Squack "Squid" Squillium I June 11, 2021

Mogus squid

When someone Sus is in squid game

You silly mogus squid twat

by jamieweal November 24, 2021

Squid Eye

A custom move inspired by the movie "Waiting." Squid Eye is another form of penis manipulation where the user wraps his penis around one of his testicles thereby creating the illusion of a large eye. If the user gets someone else to look at the Squid Eye, he gets to forcefully kick the one who looked.

Squid Eye is most affective if prepared in advance, I.E. getting someone to walk in on it, or having them view in passing

by Master Squid December 22, 2010

squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

dirt squid

A germ that lives in septic lines and live soley on the consumption of feses

Aaron voss you are a dirt squid

by joeynomercy February 3, 2010

squid motorcyclist

A derogatory term for a newbie motorcycle rider who doesn't know much about riding

I thought that squid motorcyclist was gonna lay it down or cause a wreck!

by HarleyRidingGrandma October 15, 2015

Squid face

Squid Face (n) Def: A person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are glassed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.

Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.

Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.

Reed tells everyone he's a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete fucking liability.

by DirtyWebster February 5, 2010