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H.I.T. positive

"that girl is hit yo- she's H.I.T. positive
by Brian April 16, 2006
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Positive criminology

A branch and school of criminology that is sympathetic to criminals because some criminologist know a lot of crimes are victimless crimes such as prostitution,underaged sex,gambling ect. In this branch of criminology many criminals are seen as victims of society.
John is taking a course in positive criminology.
by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009
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Picard position

The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.
When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.
by Martin Wandering May 10, 2011
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fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."
by billebllunt May 9, 2014
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indian position

Where the female partner sits cross-legged with her legs crossed behind the male. Creates a tighter penetration and allows for eye contact during orgasm.

Jenny got home after 11 that night. Work had run late, so she missed the movie she and Kyle had planned to see. Opening the door, she saw a dim pink light from the other room. She knew exactly what was in store for her that night. Dropping her bags, she slowly walked towards the bedroom, swinging her hips. Jenny saw her favorite set up- the room clear of everything except for the bed and a table with wine in two glasses. And her favorite part- Kyle, in his tight workout tee and flannel pants. "Hey, beautiful", he purred. Jenny already felt the heat in her pussy as she stalked towards him and knelt on the bed. "Hey, handsome" she smiled. Climbing on top of him, she began to lap dance and rub him. Kyle felt his bulge hardening. He whipped her around and lowered his head. Excited, Jenny was ready for his inviting tongue to eat her out right then, but instead, he too the bottom of her silk blouse in his teeth and tore it off her. Jenny knew what to do. She grabbed his throbbing bulge while taking off his tee. Growling, he stroked her wet pussy as he worked her pants down with his other hand. Delighted, Jenny used her hands to rip off his flannel pants while she pleasured him with her mouth through his boxers. Kyle laughed and pulled her in.
But before he could get too into it, Jenny stopped. Kyle looked up questioningly. "You know, it's been a really long day. I think I just need to sit down." Jenny murmured. Kyle wasn't happy but he understood. As he turned away, Jenny grabbed the elastic of his boxers. "It's been such a day that I need help getting undressed" Jenny said seductively. The words dawned on Kyle as he reached around her to unhook her bra. Jenny laughed. Ripping it off, Kyle took off her black lace underwear just as quickly. "And, you know, I could use some wine," Jenny smiled. Kyle poured her a glass of Merlot and handed it to her. But she had something else in mind. Working off his boxers, Jenny tipped the glass over his 9" erection, spilling the wine. "Oops." Jenny began to straddle him. She crossed her legs behind him. That was her favorite way to do it, indian position."Maybe I really do need to sit-" He thrusted his heaving cock into her wide open pussy. "-down." Kyle finished. Thrusting her hips all around, Jenny began to climax. The sheer lust in her eyes was enough to get Kyle going harder. "Deeper, deeper daddy!" Jenny moaned. Kyle thrusted his rock-hard shaft into her. The sweet smell of the wine-lube was turning him on. "OHHH YEAHH DADDY! GIVE IT TO ME HARDER!" Jenny screamed, climaxing. Kyle exploded inside her and they both fell back with a sigh. After that, they proceeded to do it every night. Indian style.
by IAmNotThrowingAwayMyShit June 30, 2017
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False Positive

As it is taboo to be negative about something even though it is a pragmstic view, one is pressured to fake being positive about it.
The project framwork done by the leader is weak and his subordinates are being false positive about it.
by Dribee May 4, 2018
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False Positive

The act of pushing aside normal emotions and facts that are sad, unhappy or bad.

Showing positive emotions or positivity has become a new form of moral correctness.

Natural emotions and opinions about something that are not positive are now seen as bad.

Ever noticed on FB how many are doing the "10 Days Gratitude" Challenge? And other challenges that pushes themselves to become a better self? I get that and it's great.

See how many likes a post on facebook gets when it is a picture of someone on a holiday, birthday, a pretty cake, etc. That's all great too.

Now, when someone even whispers something that is unpleasant to know, even if it is the truth, most people start running off in different directions, as if someone just threw a grenade on the floor.

Modern norms have indoctrinated us to identify, categorize and label speaking the truth about bad things as negative behaviour. And they have learnt to avoid "negative people". Heard of the term "Don't shoot the messenger?"
Embracing good things while avoidance of the bad is plain denial. A false positive behaviour.
by Dribee May 4, 2018
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