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Popsicle

When you smack your balls,pussy, or taint off the nose or tail of your skateboard causing you to look like a spongebob popsicle stick.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.
AHH i just hit my taint it hurts so much i just popsicled
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022
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popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.
damn lauren your popsicle breath stank
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
by Yuckfu March 9, 2022
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Popsicling

When you shove your forearm up someones ass and lift them up like a popsicle.
"Wow, did you hear that our Chem professor likes popsicling?
by spacelover48 April 10, 2022
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Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
by Zachum January 21, 2021
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.
Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human popsicle

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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