Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

What the planet

Signature catchphrase of the legendary Rhys "O" Brian, used when your confused or surprised. Commonly preceded by "Erm".

"Erm.....What the planet?" -Rhys "O" Brian

by Silverbeak February 23, 2024

The Hottest Person on the Planet

Jeff.

"Damn you're like The hottest Person on the Planet"

by PictureThisDictionary March 7, 2024

planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment

Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.

by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024

The most moral military on the planet

Jewish. It's just Jewish. If you're a Jew... The the highest level of morality... Is Judaism.

Hym "So... All you need to do to be 'The most moral military on the planet' is be a jewish military. Literally. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CASE? They LITERALLY say that some cultures are better then others. Which culture is the most moral? The western jewish-religion derivative cultures? Because the highest moral authority on the planet to a Jew is a Jew. The entire religion revolves around the claim that they spoke to the creature. That is a lie. That isn't a thing that happened."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.

Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.

by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022