Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.

Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Pedophile

a person who is sexually attracted to children.

"Joe admitted to being a pedophile by saying he likes a 17 year old girl"

by swaggy steven March 8, 2024

pedophile

Someone who wants to fuck kids. They are disgusting and should be executed.

That pedophile Jason just raped that little Carson last night while his parents were at work.

by sophieisapatheticthot66 March 18, 2024

pedophile

A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.

"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022

Pedophile

A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.

My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 27, 2022

Pedophile

A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.

Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"

by F-Meat July 5, 2022

Pedophile

A adult who likes children between ages 5 and 9

He is a Pedophile

by 459395 February 21, 2022