Noah

Noah has a big penis and I fucked him in bed.

Noah is sexy.

by noahmoneykiller February 14, 2022

Noah

a complete dick who is very forgetful...should definitely not have a girlfriend EVER

Girl: Happy Birthday!
Noah: Today's your birthday?
Girl: OMG, yeah you didn't remember?
Noah: Oh I did, I just don't want to say happy birthday to you
Girl: WHAT A DICK

by ___awesome___ December 19, 2016

Noah

Noah is a kid who may have adhd and brain damage... he is so stupid 5 of your brain cells die everytime you speak to him. he also calls indians terrorists.

hes so fucking stupid he must be a noah.
wow you just pulled a retarded noah.

by K00LK1DKLUB June 26, 2017

Noah

A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.

That guy is such a Noah.

by coolness23 December 28, 2011

Noah

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.

That man was such a noah last night in bed.

by Serengeti Highway July 7, 2011

Noah

A faggot

Noah Book

by Maw <3 July 2, 2010

Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis

Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small

by RealTruthz December 29, 2016