Naked rider

A naked woman that rides the mechanical bull at a night club or honkytonk. Often hire to do that for entertainment by the owners.

Kathy is a naked rider down at the blue horn bar.

by Deep blue 2012 November 9, 2009

Naked Nest

(n.) a smooth, shaved vagina. Often sought out by the naked bird.

1. "My cock hungry bitch shaved her beaver last night. Now the ho has a naked nest!"

2. "My naked bird was digging in her naked nest when I pulled it out and spat some love juice on it."

by CyberUrban April 13, 2005

naked woman

the penis.
comes from the slang that truckers use.

That trucker's got a rubber for his naked woman.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011

couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

Naked Weather

Naked weather is where the weather is so hot that you could go outside naked and you wouldn't be cold at ALL.

Boy 1: "Dude, yesterday in California, Bob said that the weather was so hot, it felt like a 200degree oven!"
Boy 2: "Wow, that is SOO naked weather man"
Boy 1: "Yeah..I know, right?"

by Dang...(: June 10, 2010

Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.

Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.

by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018