leaf fucker

A term used to insult a person whom amasses a huge handful of leaves and hurls them at you.

Person One: *Throws huge handful of leaves at Person Two*.
Person Two: *Gets hit* Jesus Christ Liam you leaf fucker.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019

the LEAF

Something you really don't want to recieve.

Chris might never find out what the LEAF is, but one learns of the LEAF by experiencing it first hand.

You fool do not underestimate the power of the LEAF.

by Callmedarkchocolate November 25, 2019

fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 25, 2019

Magical Leaf

Weed or marijuana.

Dude, I’m gonna smoke some magical leaf.

by Ethan10122004 April 14, 2019

Tea Leaf

She is amazing! Tea is the best girl you will meet. She usually is dubbed master by boys, and she enjoys being loved by everyone. If you ever see Tea, hug her and call her a godess.

Oh my gosh! I just spoke to Tea Leaf!
Dude you are so fricking lucky!!

by Ri-Tan June 1, 2019

dank leaf

A alternative name for marijuana or weed

Yo, you got any of that dank leaf..?

by scooter 🛴 January 2, 2018