ivan

The term "Ivan" can be used to refer to russian people. Most specifically refers to russian nationalists or Soviet soldiers since it originated back in WWII to describe the soldiers—as it's the russian equivalent of the name John (but it's also a generalized term used on a russian person).

Those Ivans are always hanging in that corner and I know they're up to sum'

by llololololololl April 24, 2025

ivan

my son. ivan. ivan alien stage. me. ME. IVAN IS ME

"ivan is alive"

by kanacure May 4, 2025

ivan

a beautiful man that everyone loves and deserves the world

person 1: wow that guy ivan is so beautiful

danny: go away hes mine

by dannylovesivan May 14, 2025

IVAN

A super un athletic person it pisses you off

Harrison is such an IVAN for sitting out on practice

by Brojoecopp June 2, 2025

Comrade Ivan

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg

We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama

by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Ivan

Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u

Omg, why is it so big ivan??

by Yomum969 August 15, 2023