frozen hotdog

Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.

David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!

by Hoggg December 25, 2023

frozen cumshot

A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.

man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."

"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."

by foup December 28, 2023

Frozen Burger

A mangled and cold food stuff that can fit In someone’s coat pocket. Usually a granola bar or some snack like it.

Person 1: I didn’t want to pay 56$ for a grilled cheese at the ski resort. So I packed us two frozen burgers!

Person 2: wow I can’t wait to eat this frozen chewy peanut butter and chocolate bar I’m so hungry.

by Champ Greenwood January 1, 2024

frozen turkey position

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.

I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.

by W W Wilson January 13, 2024

frozen fist

The act of leaving your hands in the snow until they are frostbitten, then thawing your hands by fisting someone.

Sean couldn't wait until the first snow of the year so that he could show Sara the frozen fist.

by Cmac19 December 1, 2023

Phil Frozen

A term used by intellectual football enjoyers to mock an overrated tosser who goes by the name of Phil Foden.

How did Phil do today
He Froze.
Did you see the game today ?
No.
Phil Frozen played terribly.

by Vinícius José Paixão de Olivei October 28, 2021

frozen hotdog

The cheapest, shittiest of hotdogs. Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel.

This frozen hotdog tastes like shit, smells like shit, looks like shit, and probably is a shit.

by SlatherMeInSoap July 21, 2021