dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

dry heave

sounds of pre-vomit convulsions that display that the puking object is ready and we can go with the mass

Paula puke doing her variation of the dry heave in b-flat minor.

by santa_anus February 25, 2020

dry madison

When you wipe off the communal bottle of alcohol at a party before taking a drink from it.

I passed her the bottle and she gave it a dry Madison like a prissy little bitch.

by Bozzbae June 10, 2020

Dry chug

Chugging and/or taking a shot of hard liquor without needing a chaser to wash it down.

"Nah, I don't need a chaser, I'll dry chug" "Damn she just dry chugged that like a boss"

by Jtown09 March 26, 2017

Dry Slappy

A soft tap on the ass. A friendly greeting, among peers. It should be reciprocated, or the slapee should thank the slapper graciously. If it's a hard hit, it becomes a wet slappy.

Thanks for that dry slappy Jackson.

by EPCROCKER May 30, 2016

Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.

Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.

by Saggier Man July 13, 2021

dry crusade

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

by squire periwinkle January 19, 2013