Ding Dong

a name of an alien species from another planet that has a life expectancy of 2 years. their most notable traits are their slim-like bodies, stubby ears and long limbs, yet lack of nose. the low classes of these species wear only a shirt, but nobles and higher also wear lower attire to cover their nonexistent genitals. long ago, however, in the year 1XXX, their planet was invaded by Let's Play-ers, and the race needed to take action and fend the raiders off their sacred planet. unfortunately, they failed, but only one survives to move to Earth to avoid another invasion. Ding Dong is currently living with his new soulmate, a male Mexican artist named Julian Marcel. they create games together.

also chris stikny,,,

Person: hey remember when Ding Dong was still relevant

Person 2: who

Person:

by Dedede Man May 17, 2020

Danka Dong

A monstrosity of a penis. Even bigger than the giant horse cock.

Yo I heard John has a Danka Dong! I wanna se if I could take it.

by Fred McJiggingsworth July 6, 2020

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis

I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong

by Venom Miller July 2, 2017

dong dress

A dress with big dongs on it

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh

by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016

Strong Dong

When your penis has noticiably large muscles.

That man has a strong dong! You could see it's muscles from a mile away!

by JanisTheManis July 20, 2016

dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick

Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment

by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016