jessie biscuit

jessie biscuit refers to the way a woman holds her hand bag, primarily the bag should be of the short handled type and is held by one arm near the crux of the elbow with the arm and forearm pointing in the general direction of travel. It can also refer to a man holding a bag, for example a laptop bag, again held by one arm through the handles near the elbow.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.

Look at wee jessie biscuit coming with her bag.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.

by ScottishEgit June 12, 2018

Sittin’ on a biscuit

Have to take a poo!

Whew, I had a big breakfast! I’m sittin’ on a biscuit.

by Summit Waterboy July 25, 2018

steam biscuit

Flatulence of a moist and semi-silent hissing variety, with uncanny room clearing potential.

Late at night as I suffered from insomnia and indigestion, I lifted my ass and relased a steam biscuit that woke my dog midsnore and sent her running to the other side of the room

by Bothar the Mignificent November 8, 2007

Biscuit Nipple

a nipple that is large and looks like a biscuit lying on top of a breast

Allison, our favorite local stripper has biscuit nipples.

by John Knowles October 8, 2004

arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006

jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

biscuit launcher

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

by the whole deal February 16, 2010