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Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.
“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”
by quidlad January 22, 2019
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The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.
"That boy luke is a real cheeser"
by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018
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A good runner who Goes to St Augustines College and is in 7.3. He's 'Special'.
Thers 'Luke'
by DM @ Saints September 18, 2018
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A smartass young man who smokes meth, gets drunk, and beats women on a daily basis.
Look at Luke over there all fucked up and what not. His personality matches the wife beater he's wearing.
by Carlos024 October 2, 2018
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A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.
“Luke is a right tail jockey
by Beaneyman May 18, 2018
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Luke is your typical Vietnamese Valorant nerd who watches yaoi who always bottom frags and also sucks booty crack at Minecraft PvP (he lost to me on my 2nd day installing java) He is also a proud LGBTQ+ member and loves to consume any sussy media with male and male relationships.
I just 10-2ed Luke in Hypixel.
by JPSuperNinja April 21, 2022
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Yeah at first he can be fun and seem like a good guy. But you are wrong. This dick thinks he owns everyone and can do anything he wants. You can define luke as a hoe, slut, player and cunt. Don't get attached to Luke's because they are lying cheating bitches. Take my advice. I'm one of lukes victims xx
Luke: I don't even know how to unclip a girls bra
by pineapplemangoapple October 10, 2022
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