by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word mug.it has its pros and cons. Its about 40% of a fun dance . Its mostly always your family members . People tend to ruin all your fun in it though
A wedding is an event that stopped being fun because you coudnt keep up a skinny bet with god or weight.
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception
I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty
by bones_ May 6, 2025
Get the White water wedding mug.When two people on the day of their wedding run away with each other, not telling any of the wedding guests.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Wedding guest 1: Where are the bride and groom? The ceremony should have started half hour ago?
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
by TheVillain94 May 21, 2025
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Get the Compton wedding cake mug.Don't drink coffee on a wedding day! You know what they say, spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress
Hey Phoebe are you drinking coffee right now? We have a wedding to go to! You know what they say - don't drink coffee on a wedding day. Spill the coffee and it gets on the brides dress!
by Em-ma July 15, 2023
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