Secret Tits

When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.

Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!

by Tonymicjoe December 22, 2008

the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.

"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."

by Grigs February 7, 2012

tit

aka terrorist in training

Look at that Muslim, he is definitely a tit.

by dj87jetsfootball October 29, 2010

tits

Whatever you are referring to is cool or the shit

Me:I finally have the weekend off!
Friend: that's tits!!

Me: that party was tits!!

by Heatherrrrrrrp August 15, 2011

Useless tit

Comes from the saying " useless as tits on a boar hog " refering to someone who is lazy, unhelpful, unmotivated and all around useless.

that guy is a useless tit

by miss. smith December 30, 2010

Tits Away

An expression of being very drunk and very excited. Most effectivly used in an Irish accent.

"Hey Frida, how you feeling after them three shots?"
"Tits Away!"

by Apt.4 December 1, 2016

TITS-DO

When your body is suffering from a belly that is extremely fat and your tits are smaller than your belly. So when you sit down, your stomach sticks out further than your "tits-do".

Cheri felt bad because she noticed while eating her donut at her desk filled with crumbs that she had a severe case of "tits-do".

by kittyzsister July 16, 2008