table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018

after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.

Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.

by greatmaster September 17, 2018

Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.

Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !

by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession

Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.

by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023