Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions, whole body feels better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

Poop shit bowel movement

I'll catch you later, I have to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

east polk county tennessee

It's a small ruined down community in the middle of nowhere and has trashy people, bigots, and trump lovers.

Tyler: I just got back from East Polk County Tennessee.
Jimmy : what was it like?

Tyler: I've never seen so many Trump signs.

by East Polk County weirdo March 18, 2017

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp

Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off

by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021

Tennessee choo-choo train

fisting a man or woman above your head with both hands, rapidly inserting one fist and removing it before inserting the other

I gave Stephanie a ride on the Tennessee choo-choo train last night.

by the nightman cometh September 25, 2013

Northern Tennessee water flask special

When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee

Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot

by Meatwad60 January 25, 2022