Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019

Simon The Scientist

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

Winter Simon

Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.

Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!

by mia avocado October 13, 2020

Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.

Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?

by Tom224 November 16, 2012

Simon Fisker

A man of pure muscles. The most mysterious person in your life. You cannot deny his writing skills, because if you do that you lose your note taker.

Simon Fisker take notes all day or does he...

by HTX2000 May 23, 2023

Simon Slavov

Simon is the best boy that u will ever meet, he's cute, hot and with a good sense of humor. Ur lucky if u know him.

The one and only Simon Slavov

by Hshjsnsbebe November 22, 2021