shrek bae

shrek bae is when you have a really ugly boyfriend or girlfriend. you might use this phrase to describe your best friends new man or girl.

" ugh i really don't like Shirleys new boyfriend, he's a real shrek bae"

by your #1 helper May 12, 2018

shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

by My-Username March 6, 2017

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019

Shrek Rizz

YO WTF SHREK TRYNA GIVE ME HEAD!
ITS SO HOT THO- some guy who fucks shrek figures (yes im talking about you greg)

Shrek is rizzin you up
That's
Shrek rizz

by Browtfallthenamestaken June 7, 2023

Shrek Wes

• taken
• hot

• pull god

• mistaken for actually god

Did you see him. He’s definitely a shrek wes.

by shrekwes420 March 10, 2019