shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

shaving sinks

Shaving sinks is a future term or slang name for the soldiers all over the world, who are suffering from war stress disorder also known as scooting around in the skatepark, or flatearth scientists, you know.

Nice that our skatepark has toilets, I ts nice to take a shit in the sk8park sometimes, but not today because i saw,,,,, shaving sinks with supreme razor

by fuck dishes November 2, 2017

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 19, 2017

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016

african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo August 11, 2016