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scooter birb

Wowowowowo scooter birb is my dream boyfriend he’s so hot with his little scooter<3333

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by seacowwww March 7, 2021
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Scooter Goblin

A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
by BigManBeef March 23, 2021
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Jt Scooters And Co

Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all
Jt scooters and co u grotty cunt go find some more durries u mop
by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021
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Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.
After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.
by Jason March 8, 2004
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Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.
Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries
by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024
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Scooter

A mode of transportation used typically when scavenging for pooters. In addition, they are typically rammed into a booter when during a sacred courting ritual
Thats why your scooter has no fuel, so dont make me ram my scooter in your pooter
by Booty Ass kid December 15, 2024
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E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins
That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity
by OG Zus August 18, 2025
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