snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 12, 2022

shat

past tense of the word "shit"

"The dog shat on the grass."

by Canned fish May 13, 2022

shat

calling someone ritarded and a fucker at the shame time

you are a fat shat

by jgjewejrjgmgnmfnr May 14, 2022

Shat

A cat and sheep combo.

Person 1: "Omg that looks like a cat and sheep combo!"
Person 2: "A shat."
Person 1: "Please don't call it that."

by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021

Shat

Shat Means to take a fat stinky shit on the floor

My Dog Shat on the floor

by PoopooSoopo yum April 19, 2022

Mass shat

1: When you do one too many shits.
2: When you don’t give a fuck about a person and piss them off.
3: A hat you think is cool but is too fucking religious.
4: When you shot one too many cunts.

1: He mass shat all over Damo and Jacinta.
2: You’ve fucking mass shat on me ever since you made me suck your dick.
3: Wow, what a mass shat you got me for my birthday! I’m gonna fuck you so hard bitch!
4: Oh no, Kevin mass shat everyone!

by Fitzionmedick November 19, 2021

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022