Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

Reality

The hardest tea to swallow.

Reality is often disappointing - Thanos

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2023

Reality

the Thing inside the universe that we are in Which is a mystery

Person 1:Reality is a mystery

Person2:thats Deep

by sashing17dictionary January 19, 2024

Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024

Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023