Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

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The Most Random Person on the Planet

The Most Random Person on the Planet is a highly unusual entity in our planet, who dwells wherever there's sewage, landfills, and heck, even nuclear power plants. The entity is quite harmless actually, even retarded, as it produces unusual and nonsensical responses that are at the same time, very annoying. So in a way, it is mentally dangerous.

Bro, you're the most random person on the planet, I don't wanna hear about no simping on the planet Jupiter bro.

by STWYCC July 11, 2024

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Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.

"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

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Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

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Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

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