porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

by Freaky porch September 29, 2024

Porch Gook

A lazy and dumb asian.

“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”

by crjoker December 30, 2024

porch burger

A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women

Stay off state street today, it’s filled with porch burgers

by Parker Parker December 31, 2024

Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch?”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025