SpongeBob popsicle

The TikTok trend of trying to find a perfect one and the TikTok cult

Im in the spongebob popsicle cult so I’m gonna eat this spongebob popsicle because it’s not perfect

by Your moms guy January 19, 2022

The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.

by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Popsicle

When you smack your balls,pussy, or taint off the nose or tail of your skateboard causing you to look like a spongebob popsicle stick.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.

AHH i just hit my taint it hurts so much i just popsicled

by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022

popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.

damn lauren your popsicle breath stank

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Popsicling

When you shove your forearm up someones ass and lift them up like a popsicle.

"Wow, did you hear that our Chem professor likes popsicling?

by spacelover48 April 10, 2022

French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 9, 2022