Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 14, 2022

PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.

Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...

by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022

Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022

Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

Oysterized

A term Anix used on his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored the walls of his house oyster.

“The walls of his Bloxburg home got oysterized”

by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020

Oysterized

A word Anix used in his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored his walls oyster

“The Canadian man oysterized the walls of his home”

by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020