Mayo America

Where Crackers of all flavors come together to make Raision Mayo Souffle with a dash of salt. Its a place where they frolick and giggle to Taylor Swift and Larry the Cable Guy.

Tyrese was invited to a Cookout but it was Mayo America so he ordered chinese food.

by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023

mayo papayo

musTURD but alive

i love my mayo papayo with 2% milk 🍼

by pranni July 10, 2023

Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.

A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.

by Grindo July 21, 2023

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023

Cinco de Mayo

GIVE A HISPANIC PERSON A DOLLAR

FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO

by Wodhxusu May 5, 2023

Cinco De Mayo

a day where americans get drunk at mexican restaurants

Christopher got drunk on cinco de mayo

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 5, 2023

mayo de noche

The correct way to pronounce the name of the white condiment spelled 'mayonnaise'.

Person 1: Do you want any mayo de noche with your fries?

Person 2: Did you take your grandpa's pills again?

by Shrek Fan May 5, 2023