Middle School

Middle School. Let's start with the 8th graders. They think they're the shit every year and mainly think they "rule the school" because they are the highest up. They are made up of the kids trying to either "fit in" , be goth, be the shit, smell like shit, be "popular" or try to act as sporty on purpose. Don't get me started on the ass hats who wear the same color head to toe, wear shorts all year round because it's "cool", or wear the same shirt, shoes, socks, and pants every day and constantly say fight me or claim they can beat you in any sport ever. Get a hold of yourself. 7th graders, they can be a hit or miss. You got your typical know it alls, kids who ACTUALLY can play sports, and the burnouts. Not really much different from many other seventh graders, not much to say here. Now the worst of all, 6th graders. They think they're the shit-worse than the 8th graders- and every word out of their mouth is a curse word because they think it'll make them more liked. All of them know more about sex than most 30 year olds. Tiny parasites. While they know about sex they've most likely had it too. God I hate sixth graders. Its basically like knowing a seventh grader, it's..... Interesting I guess.

Hey man, how was Middle School when you were younger?

It was......something?

by Noneofyourbuissness August 3, 2016

Middle of buttfuck

A place in the middle of nowhere you don't want to stay too long

A rural area were you might get killed

Person 1: We should call Sharon for help
Person 2: We are not lost Hannah!
Person 1: Jeremy, we are in the middle of buttfuck North Carolina, I do not plan on getting shot and thrown in a ditch by a bunch of hillbillies!

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

middle school

The 666th layer of hell that you must suffer through for at least 3 years. Its where you realize that life isnt that great and that you miss being a 3 year old lump of flesh. It often causes mental illness and sleep deprivation. Maybe you'll even meet a teacher who has it out for you, while being high on whatever he cooks up in his meth lab file cabinet. Within these few years, you finally might be able to pull your first all nighter doing homework!

Damn, I only got an hour of sleep last night cuz of my homework from middle school.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.

by depressedturtle January 30, 2020

Middle School

Middle School is the first stage in your life where you feel out of place. You’re surrounded by toxic, rude, fake, annoying people. Everyone else seems to be fine without you. Even the “weird” kids have a good time, because they don’t care about what people think about them, unlike you. You have to maintain a certain picture and are full of emotions because of the pressure that is put on you. You have to have good grades, look presentable, and be “nice”, also know as fake. You constantly have to choose a side in an argument you had no part of in the first place. In the end you end up hating half of the boys at your school because your “friends” “dated” them and they broke up after two weeks. You feel like you can’t be yourself or you’ll be judged. You can’t say anything because people will think it’s offensive, but you can’t not say anything because then people will think you’re boring and won’t want to be friends with you. And for some weird reason you get made fun of for going to bed before 12 a.m. and liking a different sports team. If you like different things than other people you’re considered weird. You’re forced to be this way, and in the end, you end up as one of those toxic, rude, fake, annoying people you said you would never be.

I’m so over middle school and it’s toxic impact.

by tOXictEeNAGer February 15, 2020

Middle School

Most pointless years of any child's life. In this period of time, most children become meaner and more social media platforms become more offensive. Most of the teachers who work in such schools are either underqualified, or may be biased. It is like the definition of the word hell.

She set off to her first day of middle school, unaware of it's horrors.

by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020

Middle-manned

When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.

"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."

by Tiberius183 May 22, 2020

Middle School

the place where future hot cheeto girls and soundcloud rappers are introduced to shit they are too young for .
too many 6th graders throwing it back and acting 15 yrs old lmao

i would know

Johny: how old is that kid

Jimmy: idk shes in middle school

by 216fa September 1, 2020