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Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.
My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!
by Reixin April 18, 2022
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Lightning lame

Another name for Bob chapeks latest money grab called a lightning lane. Bob Chapek renamed the fastpass lane to this after he renamed annual pass to magic key. He thinks I will pay 20 dollars so I can ride Matterhorn once only to wait in standby for a second time because I can’t have more than one per ride. And how am I supposed to ride midway mania? Wait in standby after I used my one fastpass I paid for? Chapek stop smoking pixie dust.
Bob chapek said i have to pay 15 dollars for a lightning lame to go on radiator springs racers.
by Tom Coreless fan November 4, 2021
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Lightning bug

A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies
The lightning bugs are sure bright today!
by Kindleyourloveagain March 8, 2022
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Lettuce lightning

🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)
“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
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Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.
“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.
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Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
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Lightning McClean

A really cute shift but not better than Percabeth or solAngelo
Person 1: lightning Mcclean is really cute
Person 2: yes but it’s not the best
by SeveNiSBAd September 1, 2021
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