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kevin

he will break your heart leave you stranded in the streets, dont trust him. if you ever see a Kevin walk the other way. its a trap. he will make you feel loved and end up having a girl friends while you were talking. breaking your heart, and when they broke up, he came back to you, like nah fam I aint want you no mo. you tried it chief, but nah foo cuz "now that im sober you aint that fine" dont fall for it brothas.
Girl 1: OMG! im talking to Kevin!!
Girl 2: blud, dont do it. he gon break yo heart
by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023
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Either gay or homosexual. nothing done about it. Says f*ck a lot even is he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
He going to be a virgin until 33

If a kevins a girl shes a mistake.
by lkfenlanfanelkfnezsd January 9, 2020
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Kevin is fat
Yo kevin why you so fat
by Niggetr January 11, 2020
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Kevin is an amazing boy. He is very sweet, caring, kind, funny, and not to mention handsome. He has many crazy friends and a crazy personality. Even though he sometimes make mistakes, don't we all? He also has the softest black hair ever. He sometimes is a bit weird (I am too) but if I'm really being honest I love him with all my heart. He is the best boyfriend ever. He will always be there for you and make you laugh.
"Kevin is literally the most funny boy"
"He is the sweetest thing"
by HaloHN January 17, 2020
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A sexy, cool and awesome dude that is the sexiest, heterosexual man on the planet called earth.
"Oh my god, he's so sexy! His name is probably Kevin."
by MadeByKevin January 20, 2020
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A dude who tries to be friendly but jokes too much and hurts everyone. Name of a childish boy who thinks that the world can be easy to tame if you have hope.
Kevin: (Jokes)
RGB friend: that hurts.
by Artic_mammal January 30, 2020
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A roblox gamer who wants to make friends, but when he tries to it makes him seem creepy as hell.

He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.

When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.

But he CAN be nice though.
(1): "I think Kevin is trying to be friends with me?! It scares the hell out of me"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"
by Autistic ginger April 8, 2020
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